相思成灾

2006法国,英国电影《相思成灾》是由阿莱克·凯西西恩导演的喜剧,爱情类型作品，又名缘分吹吹风 , Love (and Other Disasters) , 相思成灾 , Love and Other Disasters，豆瓣评分7.2，观看指数3，主要演员有布莱特妮·墨菲,桑地亚哥·卡布瑞拉,马修·瑞斯,艾略特·科万等，相思成灾在2007-04-25年上映播出。

剧情简介:

贾克斯（布莱特妮·墨菲 饰）住在伦敦，是英国时尚杂志《VOGUE》的小助理，周围聚集着一堆时尚界、艺术界的朋友。她和最亲密的同性恋友人彼得(马修·瑞斯 饰)住在一起，和前男友詹姆斯分手后保持着肉体关系，她生活中最大的乐趣就是给自己的朋友当媒人，帮助他们处理感情上的各种问题。 　　一天，贾克斯认识了才华横溢、帅气性感的杂志新摄影师助理保罗（圣地亚哥·卡布瑞 饰），她想当然地要把保罗和彼得撮合在一起，展开了她的行动。 　　不过这个无厘头的丘比特似乎太忙于撮合别人的感情，而没有时间认真审视自己的情感。

《相思成灾》经典台词/剧本/名句：

(jacks和peter讨论fall in love)

jacks:that maybe one day ill wake up and feel ...也许有天早晨我醒来的时候会觉得...

peter:what?觉得什么?

jacks:in love!you know,dizzy,and feverish and nauseous...坠入爱河啊,你知道,头晕,兴奋,神志不清...

peter:thats not love,jacks,its the flu.那不是坠入爱河,那是流感

(大家一起去参观fin的life and death exhibit生命既死亡展览)

peter:i thought this whole dead animal thing was 10years ago.我想这种动物死尸展览早在10年前就有了吧

jacks:in formaldehyde,yes.but finlay said this stuff isnt preserved.it rots right in front of your eyes. 浸泡在福尔马林液体里的是的,不过,finlay说这些没有被处理过,而是活生生在你眼前慢慢的腐烂.

peter:nice!where is fin anyway?say our hells befor i turn vegan.不错啊,那fin他人在哪里啊?在我还没变成素食主义者之前向他问好!

finlay：taluallah has very kindly argeed to read one of her poems. taluallah 今天要为我们朗诵她的诗歌

peter:god help us!上帝保佑!(看似taluallah的诗歌并不受欢迎)

jacks:i think its sweet.taluallah wants to be sylvia plath.(sylvia plath小说家,执迷于探索死亡/自然)

我觉得挺不错啊,taluallah一直希望成为像sylvia plath一样的诗人

peter:well,she shoud find an oven(sylvia plath用自家的炉子煤气自杀死亡) 那她应该赶快先去找个炉子.

(taluallah开始念诗歌)

peter:im not drunk enough for this...看来我还得喝的醉点才听的下去啊...

james:hey,sleepy head,you up?懒虫,起床了

jacks:what time is it?几点啊?

james:almost noom.差不多中午了

jacks:im afraid youv got to go.my friends coming over for brunch.我想你该走了,我的朋友要过来午餐(jacks以为在自己家)

james:what? in my appartment?什么?在我这儿?

jacks:!@#$%^*....sorry!

james:3years,you still treat me like a one-night stand!3年了,你似乎还把我当作是一夜情!

jacks:.......

(在vogue工作室为模特拍照)

sasha:okey,ladies,arms around each other.ok,now jade look into bengs eyes,pls.thank you very much....no,with love!好,女士们,手臂相互环绕,jade看着beng的眼睛...不,要充满爱意

jacks:pandora,hows it going?pandora,这里进行的怎样了?

pandora:oh,you know,jade hates beng,beng hats jade,and sasha hates everyone! 哦,你知道的,jade 恨beng,beng也恨jade,sasha恨所有人...

(jacks和好友taluallah见面)

taluallah：who is that?他是谁?

jacks:sashas assistant,hes gay.sasha的新助手,他是个gay

taluallah：how can you tell?你怎么知道?

jacks:trust me,i have best gaydar in london.that boy gay as a goose.相信我,全伦敦就数我看gay的眼光最准确了.

taluallah：lucky fucking geese.幸运的小同志!

(peter,jacks,taluallah一起午餐)

peter:speaking you boyfriend,how is his name? 说说你男友叫什么来着?

taluallah:you mean freedom? 你是说freedom?

peter:freedom?what kind of name is freedom? freedom?这算个什么名字啊?

taluallah:jamaican,darling. 他是个牙买加人,亲爱的

jacks:why didnt he come for brunch? 那他为什么不一起来午餐?

taluallah:we had a row about his car.i told him i dont generally get into cars that cost less than my handbag.and he accused me of being a spoiled bitch who is only in love with his skin color. 我们为了车的事情吵了一架.我告诉他我不会去乘比我手提包还便宜的车的,他指责我是一个只爱他的肤色的娇生惯养的婊子

hes married. 是我!我发现他已经结婚了!

(在拍卖会上)

taluallahs mom:this is klaus,this is my daughter taluallah. 这是klaus,这是我女儿taluallah

klaus:so,you are her daughter?你是她女儿?

taluallah:only by birth,dont hold it againest me.whoever desing thoese heels must really hetes women.她只是生了我而已,别拿这些说事!...谁设计了她的这双高跟鞋?一定恨透了女人!

klaus:i design those heels!这鞋是我设计的!

taluallah:and thank god you did it!or my mothers arse would be dusting the floor!哦,感谢上帝,多亏你设计了这双高跟鞋,不然我妈妈的屁股非得拖到地板上!

(taluallah,peter去拍卖会的路上)

peter:taluallah,whats wrong?你怎么啦,taluallah?

taluallah:freedom has having an affair. freedom有外遇了.

peter:an affair? youve only going out for 2 weeks.who is he having an affair with? 外遇?你们才认识2周啊?他怎么可能有外遇呢?是谁啊?

taluallah:me! i just found out